Blueberry Kush is good for all the aching parts of my body, even my broken heart. Hahahahahahahahaha It has helped me through every heartache. Get stoned and my heart is full of love again. I’m smiling while tears roll down my eyes. Tears you betray me. Oh the eyes are truly the windows to one’s soul. But anyway, Blueberry Kush through thick and thin. I don’t know what’s wrong with me but my muscles are always bothering me. Uncomfortable and painful. Or I think I know. It’s my body’s way of saying I need to exercise, which I used to do then I graduated and I became part of the workforce and I am no longer as active. Eight hours a day sitting on an office chair. So I chose to just get stoned and forget about my aching body parts. Good thing I don’t easily gain weight. I’m blessed in that way. Else, I’d be obese by now with all the munching. Oftentimes I really look for munchies. Then I’m happy and sleepy. Sometimes, I’m just steady, munching, and then sleepy. On a good weekend, which is every weekend, I smoke around 5 times a day. And I’m satisfied and content. On those days I love being single. And it’s better to be single, because the fights are just a cause of stress and a girlfriend will just ruin my relationship with Mary Jane. I’d have to split the time I spend between the two of them. And then when I get sober, I feel sad and lonely so I smoke again and I’m okay. Oh I’m going to die alone. But it would be great to share these blissful moments with someone who gets me. One day, I’ll find the one. And we’ll have a threesome, Mary Jane, me, and my girlfriend and we’ll live happily stoned till death do us part. That’s the true relationship goals. Getting stoned together. No fuss, no drama. But right now, Blueberry Kush is the one for me. At least we have a steady relationship and it has been taking care of me just fine. Takes away my pain and sings me a lullaby to sleep. And I sleep so well. Just all good dreams and happy things. That’s Blueberry Kush for me.