I’m a red-eyed hairy Professor Xavier. Seriously could relate to Prof. X when I found out he got hit with a bullet on his leg that’s why he was never able to walk again. Missing part in the story though is he should have tried medical marijuana instead of whatever he’s using for pain relief that blocks his mutant powers. I’m basing all of this from what I saw on the movie. Not really an expert in the Marvel universe. Just to be clear. Hehehehe…….. But I do know my weed. And my weed of choice is Critical Mass. I use it for my legs and I feel like I have a powerful brain like Prof. X. My imagination is limitless when I’m toked up with Critical Mass. No pain and more brain. I usually feel the pain in my legs when it’s cold and when after a long day. So during the cold weather or at night I have a couple of bowls depending on my mood too. I’d wrap myself with my favorite furry blanket and lie on my bed and watch movies. I’d massage my leg too or sometimes my mom does it. Sometimes in the afternoon, I’d stare outside the window and just watch the trees and its leaves play in the wind. And the breeze is complimenting my high. It just feels good. I could do this everyday. I feel like I’m droopy eyed and I don’t know what others think about that. Sometimes my mom’s friend who’s a nurse will be the one to check and massage my legs, and I thought this is probably what a cat feels like when cuddling with its hooman. I like cats. I can relate to them too. Cats must be my spirit animal. Meow, meow. But I’m a lazy cat. Like the Cheshire cat, smoking and lounging on my branch of a tree. Did you know that Alice is actually on drugs that’s why she was able to go to Wonderland. Critical Mass can do that for me too. And I’m not Alice. I’m the Cheshire cat. Head high great. Body high extra great. Pain relief is ubertastic. And sleep is awesome. Feel any pain, smoke Critical Mass my friend.