If I get punched in the face, I want it to be a Purple Punch. Ha ha ha. There’s this guy who asked a girl, “I’m heading to the drinks table, can I get you a punch or something.” Girl replied, “Oh yes please, I’d love the purple punch”. So the guy pulled out a jay from his shirt pocket and lit it up. The end. Ha ha ha. I feel like I’m so funny, a comedian kind of funny when I smoke Purple Punch. I usually experience happy-munchies-sleep whenever I smoke. It’s no different with this indica. But I think I have more LOLs with this one. And what’s good about marijuana and this strain in particular is my jokes are funnier. Even the lamest ones (for a sober mind) is super funny when you’re high af. I even practice jokes on myself and I end up laughing a whole lot. It feels super duper good, heavenly good, sinful good. I started smoking weed and this strain in particular because I’m an anxious person. Describe me in one word and that word is anxious. I need extra laughs in my life so I started smoking. This is the kind of punch that you’ll ask for more. It should be featured in action-comedy films like the Chinese martial arts ones. You know how they have names for their different techniques. One should be called Purple Punch. And when the lead actor punches the villains, they’d get high and start laughing then they’d fall asleep. Ha ha ha. I think I should be the writer-director of my own film. No kidding. I’m good at this sh*t. Or I can be a stand up comedian. Watch for my Netflix special. Ha ha ha. I’ve had two bowls in the past 4 hours so I’m pretty much in the clouds right now tickled by the angels. If an angel punches you in the face, this is probably how it would feel. You know what I’m saying. No you don’t. Try Purple Punch then let’s talk. Or not. LOL I think the whole world should be smoking twice a day every time it’s 4:20. I think that’s gotta solve a lot of problems in this world and we can all just L O L together. World peace y’all!
If I get punched in the face, I want it to be a Purple Punch. Ha ha ha. There’s this guy who asked a girl, “I’m heading to the drinks table, can I get you a punch or something.” Girl replied, “Oh yes please, I’d love the purple punch”.